Looking for love in all the wrong places
This spring Rooster announced to us that he had joined the National Guard and was going off to Basic Training for two months this summer. Most of us were shocked and dismayed, but it is something he had always thought about doing so we were supportive. Being the good friend that I am I've been sending letters and keep him up to speed and hopefully entertained. In both of the letters I've gotten back he has requested that we get women to send him dirty letters and that we send him porn. The last line of the last letter summed it up nicely. "I am seriously fucking horny. Send porn pics PLEASE!" Well... the least I could do was answer his request. Unfortunately for Roost I'm a sick bastard so I stuck a centerfold from a Playboy into Huge Black Cock and send it along. THe bad part about this is that any sizeable package that shows up has to be opened in front of the Drill Sergeant. I think it should be very entertaining.
After sharing with the friends I was immediately warned by that gutless bitch bru. He thinks I'm going to get Roost in trouble and that I've crossed the line. Here's what clark had to say to him: "I bet they send him to the front lines in fallujah now. Or they may send out a military tribunal to kc and prosecute heimer for war crimes." I'm glad some of us still have a sense of humor.
Posted at 07:40 am by heimer
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Heimer
July 26, 2005 04:55 PM PDT
Shavuir he _does_ read and is very desperate for stories. |
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shavuir boushe
July 26, 2005 01:07 PM PDT
does he read? i can send him stories... |
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Bravo
July 25, 2005 09:13 AM PDT
Good "Full Metal Jacket" quote ;) |
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Heimer
July 22, 2005 02:02 PM PDT
Ok... now THAT is funny. |
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Name
July 22, 2005 02:00 PM PDT
This is my dildo. There are many like it. But this one is mine. |
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shavuir boushe
July 22, 2005 01:03 PM PDT
that is hysterical!!!
he said he wanted porn, maybe you should just send gay porn. a playgirl ceterfold instead of playboy! ha! |
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Heimer
July 20, 2005 12:12 PM PDT
No way bru gets near my Huge Black Cock.... that shit makes girls ornery better than Spanish Fly. |
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smoker
July 20, 2005 11:15 AM PDT
i hope they put it around his neck and make him wear it all day, or lay it on his pillow and make him sleep with it. and on clark's bachelor party, bru should be required to wear it around his neck or on top of his head straight up. |
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Heimer
July 20, 2005 09:51 AM PDT
Awesome, that is exactly what I was hoping for. I hope they make him wear it around his neck for the rest of Basic. |
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Bravo
July 20, 2005 09:12 AM PDT
Once in the Marine Corps this recruit got a dozedn cookies in the mail from dear old mom. The DI made him do 12 pushup, one for every cookie. Deal was, while in the down position he had to eat a cookie, push himself back up and then go down and get another one. Poor bastard was sick after eating them all. I can only imagine the DI having Roost do squat thrust over this tool. NOW THAT'S FUNNY |
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Bravo
July 20, 2005 09:09 AM PDT
That's fuckin funny every time. But being through basic training twice, once with the Marines and once with the Air Force I can only think that Roost will get called to the front of the platoon and mocked and laughed at as he opens his big black cock at mail call. He'll get some shit for sure, but oh well It's still funny. |
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Pete
July 20, 2005 09:00 AM PDT
f0ckin funny... I'll bet the drill sergeant has a good laugh about it. Too bad bru can't. |
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