Clark, if I were you I'd watch your alcohol consumption at your bachelor party.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

--------------------------------------------------------------- The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

Tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw? This guy sounds like a real genius. Guarantee you he did this to himself.

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