Nothing better than seeing a father and son enjoying a nice fishing trip, even in the midst of these troubling times.

He's become stale and boring. But good news is fast approaching, College Football starts tomorrow night.

94 years old. 94 years old and still going strong. I and really mean going strong. I saw him on the golf course (Swope) Sunday afternooon in 95 degree heat with almost unbearable humidity. 94 years old and he's out there hitting 200yd drives over and over with a big smile on his face happy as can be. Its hard to put into perspective, but seeing him out there really left me with a great feeling. I watched him hit half a dozen tee shots on a hole that had a forced carry to get to the fairway and you could tell that just the challenge of the big tee shot still had him excited. He really is something special.

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Recent KC Star story on Buck and the Hall

Clark, if I were you I'd watch your alcohol consumption at your bachelor party.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

--------------------------------------------------------------- The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

Tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw? This guy sounds like a real genius. Guarantee you he did this to himself.

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Ok, I've watched this about 3 times over teh past week and it keeps getting funnier every time I watch it.

Ron: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
Brick: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
Ron: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!

I caught an episode of Dirty Jobs on the Discovery Channel last night and found it highly amusing. The host goes out to some nasty jobs and basically does a mini documentary on it and gets into the nastiness himself. Last night's episode featured a golf ball recovery operation, a roadkill collection crew and a half hour special on a horse farm in Texas. For all of you sick freaks that like to have sex with horses (Bravo), this is right up your alley. Guy gets to catch a load from a stallion, inseminate a ripe mare and then transfer an 8day old horse embryo to a different brood mare. The guy that hosts it is pretty entertaining, although maybe I just like to giggle when someoene talks about their knuckle shuffle while cleanign a vulva.

During the show there were advertisements for another new show starting next week that looked pretty cool too. I don't remember the name and I can't find the website but the show features a guy that goes out deep into the wild and indoctrinates himself into tribal cultures. Footage of him getting tattooed and having a stick pierced through his nose are highlights. Guess I'll have to set a reminder. If I remember correctly it's supposed to premiere Tuesday the 2nd at 10:00.

Yeah... and you people thought I had issues.

Ezekiel Rubottom now has his left foot back exactly where he wants it -- in a bucket on the front porch. Police returned the amputated foot to him Monday after seizing it during the weekend to check out just how it came to be there.

The 21-year-old Lawrence man's foot was amputated three weeks ago after a series of medical problems, and he started keeping it in a five-gallon bucket filled with formaldehyde. The bizarre item became a drawing card that brought the curious to the house where the homeless Rubottom has been staying with a friend.

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I've finally found Clark a truly compelling reason to get a mountain bike. Cadillac is now in the bicycle business. There is absolutely no way Clark can get anything OTHER than a Caddy bike. I hope he gets this one but with gold rims. Dude would be pimpin!

This spring Rooster announced to us that he had joined the National Guard and was going off to Basic Training for two months this summer. Most of us were shocked and dismayed, but it is something he had always thought about doing so we were supportive. Being the good friend that I am I've been sending letters and keep him up to speed and hopefully entertained. In both of the letters I've gotten back he has requested that we get women to send him dirty letters and that we send him porn. The last line of the last letter summed it up nicely. "I am seriously fucking horny. Send porn pics PLEASE!" Well... the least I could do was answer his request. Unfortunately for Roost I'm a sick bastard so I stuck a centerfold from a Playboy into Huge Black Cock and send it along. THe bad part about this is that any sizeable package that shows up has to be opened in front of the Drill Sergeant. I think it should be very entertaining.

After sharing with the friends I was immediately warned by that gutless bitch bru. He thinks I'm going to get Roost in trouble and that I've crossed the line. Here's what clark had to say to him: "I bet they send him to the front lines in fallujah now. Or they may send out a military tribunal to kc and prosecute heimer for war crimes." I'm glad some of us still have a sense of humor.

The el Presidente is going to announce the new Supreme Court Justice tonight. Wonderful. Just the thought of him installing one of his 700 Club judge cronies in there makes me sick to my stomach. Since that wasn't bad enough the rumor mill has a "conservative" female judge from New Orleans Circuit Court as the leading candidate. But from what I read this woman is not nearly conservative enough to be the true choice. I'm worried.

Update: - I fucking told you so.