http://heimer.blogdrive.com/ Heimer's Homilies Tue, 11 Oct 2005 07:35:03 PDT http://www.blogdrive.com Copyright 2005. Writing Sports General Muslim http://heimer.blogdrive.com/archive/426.html Tue, 11 Oct 2005 15:32:07 GMT Hope you're fucking happy with yourself. http://heimer.blogdrive.com/comments?id=426 http://heimer.blogdrive.com/archive/425.html Thu, 08 Sep 2005 22:25:19 GMT Nothing better than seeing a father and son enjoying a nice fishing trip, even in the midst of these troubling times. http://heimer.blogdrive.com/comments?id=425 http://heimer.blogdrive.com/archive/424.html Wed, 31 Aug 2005 19:53:16 GMT He's become stale and boring. But good news is fast approaching, College Football starts tomorrow night. http://heimer.blogdrive.com/comments?id=424 http://heimer.blogdrive.com/archive/423.html Wed, 10 Aug 2005 15:19:31 GMT 94 years old. 94 years old and still going strong. I and really mean going strong. I saw him on the golf course (Swope) Sunday afternooon in 95 degree heat with almost unbearable humidity. 94 years old and he's out there hitting 200yd drives over and over with a big smile on his face happy as can be. Its hard to put into perspective, but seeing him out there really left me with a great feeling. I watched him hit half a dozen tee shots on a hole that had a forced carry to get to the fairway and you could tell that just the challenge of the big tee shot still had him excited. He really... (more) http://heimer.blogdrive.com/comments?id=423 http://heimer.blogdrive.com/archive/422.html Fri, 05 Aug 2005 22:55:39 GMT Clark, if I were you I'd watch your alcohol consumption at your bachelor party. According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks. The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone. --------------------------------------------------------------- The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw... (more) http://heimer.blogdrive.com/comments?id=422 http://heimer.blogdrive.com/archive/421.html Tue, 02 Aug 2005 20:26:33 GMT Ok, I've watched this about 3 times over teh past week and it keeps getting funnier every time I watch it. Ron: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast! Brick: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart! Ron: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident? Brick: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident! http://heimer.blogdrive.com/comments?id=421 http://heimer.blogdrive.com/archive/420.html Wed, 27 Jul 2005 18:27:45 GMT I caught an episode of Dirty Jobs on the Discovery Channel last night and found it highly amusing. The host goes out to some nasty jobs and basically does a mini documentary on it and gets into the nastiness himself. Last night's episode featured a golf ball recovery operation, a roadkill collection crew and a half hour special on a horse farm in Texas. For all of you sick freaks that like to have sex with horses (Bravo), this is right up your alley. Guy gets to catch a load from a stallion, inseminate a ripe mare and then transfer an 8day old horse embryo to a different brood mare. The... (more) http://heimer.blogdrive.com/comments?id=420 http://heimer.blogdrive.com/archive/419.html Tue, 26 Jul 2005 22:53:38 GMT Yeah... and you people thought I had issues. Ezekiel Rubottom now has his left foot back exactly where he wants it -- in a bucket on the front porch. Police returned the amputated foot to him Monday after seizing it during the weekend to check out just how it came to be there. The 21-year-old Lawrence man's foot was amputated three weeks ago after a series of medical problems, and he started keeping it in a five-gallon bucket filled with formaldehyde. The bizarre item became a drawing card that brought the curious to the house where the homeless Rubottom has been staying with a... (more) http://heimer.blogdrive.com/comments?id=419 http://heimer.blogdrive.com/archive/418.html Tue, 26 Jul 2005 17:02:18 GMT I've finally found Clark a truly compelling reason to get a mountain bike. Cadillac is now in the bicycle business. There is absolutely no way Clark can get anything OTHER than a Caddy bike. I hope he gets this one but with gold rims. Dude would be pimpin! http://heimer.blogdrive.com/comments?id=418 http://heimer.blogdrive.com/archive/417.html Wed, 20 Jul 2005 13:40:29 GMT This spring Rooster announced to us that he had joined the National Guard and was going off to Basic Training for two months this summer. Most of us were shocked and dismayed, but it is something he had always thought about doing so we were supportive. Being the good friend that I am I've been sending letters and keep him up to speed and hopefully entertained. In both of the letters I've gotten back he has requested that we get women to send him dirty letters and that we send him porn. The last line of the last letter summed it up nicely. "I am seriously fucking horny. Send porn pics... (more) http://heimer.blogdrive.com/comments?id=417